Bell Sounds And Bell Rings comes well equipped with a jingle jangle and for every ding and dong you'd expect nothing less than a bing or a bong. If it isn't a bell it's a gong. If it sprockets and ticks it's probably a clock and unless it lights wicks it'll be a chicken wielding Glocks.

Bell Sounds And Bell Rings has it all. Please use Bell Sounds And Bell Rings loudly, politely, in spite without glee and out the window while you drive by the sea.

Without the sounds of Bell Sounds And Bell Rings you'd be none the wiser yet no few too shrewd. It is of the utmost sincere apologies to you that I ring and call upon your who?

Yes, it be your mother I call upon for a few and always fair but far between dings. So ding a ling dong along and 2 scoops of chicken chow mein is the song while I bang on this gong.

Bell Sounds And Bell Rings was brought to you by a mental patient or a spastic.